Sleep is a funny thing. You do everything you can in your power to stay out late and avoid sleep, but then once you are sleeping, you will do anything you can to stay asleep. Whether its turning off your alarm clock while still sleeping, or drink a case of red-bull to stay awake studying. By far the best is when you are driving to or from somewhere and you are so tired, that you start to get ideas. The best of these ideas is the ol, "If I just close my eyes for like....3 seconds, im sure my body will appreciate it." Once you are sucessfull in that , you try again, but this time for 5 seconds. After a while of this, when you swerve into another lane, you decide that you wont let your body push you around like this anymore, so you try to punish it. You open your window and let the 40 degree air blow in your window at 60 mph. You turn up you stereo volume to '40', even though you have decided that '30' is the loudest volume you should listen to your stereo at. My classic funny sleep story is the time that I could'nt fall asleep, so I decided that I would try reverse psychology on myself and not go to sleep at all. That story is in my archives, here. I was so mad, that I decided to be a first-class jerk to my body and not let it goto sleep. I put on my clothes, drank a cup of coffee and showed my body who is boss. Last night was pretty good too. My body sucessfully tricked me. I must have been really tired, and I started feeling sick. Then my body gave me an idea. It said, "Hey! If you go take just a little nap, you will feel better." Well, I was had. Once my body had coaxed me into bed, it would not let me wake up, the 3 times I tried. stupid body. New mp3otw up care of Matt Brozovich. Its a zinger. Have you heard that Puddle of Mud song, 'she hates me'? It is the same song as 'Summer Lovin' from Grease, but with different lyrics. New Foo Fighters tomarrow!!!! Buy it!
 
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