 -=MovieQuoteoftheDay=- "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"
 -=MovieQuoteoftheDay=- "No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for *money*. It's a *job*. That didn't come out right."
  No one got quote #2 from the weekend post, so here is another line from the same movie spoken by the same actor (who was one of the directors). -=MovieQuoteoftheDay=- "This is Cristal! Everything else is just piss!" -Jenni wins
 Check out this honda commercial. I don't start my internship with IHS till the 19th now, so that gives me an extra week off, if you wanna hang out. I saw Identity tonight with Cusack and McGinley (Scrubs' Dr. Cox) and it was good. I was very impressed by Amanda Peet's performance and that she didn't take off her shirt. Good movie, go see. link for weston -=MovieQuoteoftheDay=- #1 "Look, if I have any kind of glow, it's because I just got laid. I'd look the same if I'd banged anyone in that elevator..." #2 "Like my old grand daddy used to say, 'The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect.' "
 Even less content today. I finished a final project for Artificial Inteligence today, but Nick one-uped me by finishing the last thing he has to do for school...ever...undergraduate at least. -=MovieQuoteoftheDay=- (2 different quotes from same movie) "Maybe I don't want to meet someone who shares my interests. I hate my interests." "If he is so weird, why is he wearing Nikes?"
 I had so much to post about yesterday, and not much today. I should have saved some of that content and just milked it. Anyhow, tonight, Gwen and I went to see the movie Better Luck Tomorrow [thanks Gwen, i had a blast]. While the night was fun, the movie itself could have used some work. As a whole, it was a somewhat descent movie, but each aspect wasn't doin it for me. Had the editing, acting, directing, story, and dialog been just 25% better, this movie would have been amazing. It seemed like they were trying for something really great and just fell short in all departments. If you have nothing better to do, go see it, but I wouldn't go out of my way. I still had fun tho and am glad i saw it (for free thanks to Gwen). Through my sources, I have found that the mysterious entity we only know as "gwens friend" can now be referred to as matt, but as there is already an avid /mark reader, we can refer to him as "bart". Hopefully this "bart" character will now be commenting as such. Lastly, it was suggested to me that since we have 4 major players in the /mark MovieQuoteoftheDay's, I should up the difficulty, so I will attempt to. (ill do a couple today) -=MovieQuoteoftheDay=- #1 "You don't walk out on Sinatra, sir" #2 "Where's my hunting knife?"
 I figured out my school stuff today and heres all I have left: - Internship with IHS (for 2 semesters) - 3 Comp Sci Classes - 4 credit hours of anything Thats it. Thats all I have to graduate. I'm so stoked. It will be very light from here on out. Perhaps I will take some classes that are fun rather than required. Suggestions? So tonight Nick and I were talking about toothpaste and such. We then segue into a conversation about hair gel compared to pomade and prices, brands, scents and such. I discussed how I love the idea of pomade, but it can't compete with my thick curly unmanageable hair. Nick made the statement that it works great for him, but his favorite brand is so expensive. At this point, we realized we had just been talking about hair product for 10 mins. Never have I wanted to slowly back away from myself until tonight. I have about 30 bucks to spent on CD's or movies at Best Buy since I have some legit store credit. I am leaning toward CD's because I haven't bought any in a while, but I can't come up with any good ones. I am into lesser-known good punk/rock/imo(maybe)/good stuff right now, so any suggestions are more than welcome in the comments. In fact, everyone make a suggestion. If you don't know what to suggest, just tell me what the most recent CD you bought was. As this site has been averaging 35 hits a day lately, I expect at least 30 suggestions. Comment by clicking the "comment" link below, stupid. ***UPDATE*** Okay, now I'm really mad. The last 2 really funny, like truly funny things I have come up with have since been used. I came up with a really funny bit about the band U2, and then I see them use my bit on scrubs. The show is amazing, so I'm not mad at it, but now if I claim authorship of the joke, some monkey will say "No! You stole that from scrubs!". Second, I had a really funny idea for a video series called Girls Gone Mild and now I see it at a site I use for some of my ads here! (although both were slightly different than what I came up with). Can't I just have one funny thing for myself?!? Its making me mad. I need to start 'publishing' these. -=MovieQuoteoftheDay=- "Here's what I'm gonna ask of you... We're going to be spending the night in New York, so it worked out well for all of us. I want you to take it back to the business class, I want you to round up a couple of honeys... At our hotel room we're gonna have kind of a pool party. California gangster-style, you know what I mean? Kick ass pool party thing." --bart wins
 -=MovieQuoteoftheDay=- "You wanna get nuts?!? C'mon .... let's get nuts!" -- Todd wins [someone needs to get that last song from yesterday still]
Surprisingly a good weekend. Friday I worked, then went to see a show with my friend Di, we saw Fascet and it was pretty good. Saturday I worked at The UPS Store(!) and then saw the Mammoth game with the Boulder kids where we whipped up the Vancouver Raptors, despite their goalie mutilating our star player's face, Langtree, with the blunt end of his stick while Langtree laid on the ground helpless. Afterward we went to B-Fifty-Crap and had a craptacular time watching homeboy in a cammo baseball cap score with two 18 year-olds. Today was Easter and the lady 2 rows in front of us decided to bring her dog in her doggie purse, contemplating whether or not she should take it to communion with her. Tonight the Hyenas won our final game of the regular season 7-5, finishing up 3-3-4 and in 5th place. I played defense the whole game and quite enjoyed it. The next time I post, I will be an uncle, so expect those pictures up tomorrow night. Instead of a quote today, I will name a few songs and you will have to tell me the name of the movie that made the song big and/or popular again. Some may just be what movie is associated with the song. [If you need it, I will provide artist names too] -=Movie/SongAssociationsoftheDay=- 1. "Power of Love" - matt wins 2. "In Your Eyes" - matt wins 3. "Lustful Life" - matt wins 4. "Tiny Dancer" - matt wins 5. "Coconut" 6. "Go Daddy-O" - matt wins 7. "Heart and Soul" - matt wins
You all laughed at me when I decided to go to a Jesuit University, but little did you know that I wouldn't have classes today, good friday. Suckers. I saw A Mighty Wind last night [showtimes], and while it's not the best Christopher Guest/Eugene Levy creation, it is still well worth seeing. After the Movie I watched the season finale of Scrubs that my brother taped. I'm a little worried because the last few episodes just don't have the same spunk that the series is known for. Hopefully they will up their wit for the third season. This post sucked, I know. -=MovieQuoteoftheDay=- "Ziggie-Piggy, Ziggie-Piggy, Ziggie-Piggy"
Absolutly nothing interesting is happening, so I will put up 2 quotes, the 1st is tough, the 2nd is not as tough. -=MovieQuoteoftheDay=- #1 "Oh, and son, I didn't sell out, I bought in. Keep that in mind." -=MovieQuoteoftheDay=- #2 "Hey guys! Big gulps huh? Well.... see ya later!"
Volume One (seasons 1 and 2) of The Family Guy came out on DVD today and are well worth the 40 bucks. There are 28 episodes in all, making this perhaps the best episode to dollar value on the market for TV DVDs to date. Each episode only costs you $1.43. Thats value. Plus, about 8 episodes have commentary by Seth MacFarlane (creator, voice of Peter and more) and other voice actors including Seth Green. Its great because they will break into character during the commentary and just hold conversations in their characters voices. Go buy it. -=MovieQuoteoftheDay=- "Goodnight, Ned"
Ive been pining over something interesting to post here for the past few hours, and have yet to come up with anything. The pressure is even more heightened after reading Randal's page in which he refers to my site as "interesting". Well, interesting this page is not and you are aware of that. Oh, I thought of something that actually happened that may or may not be interesting. Last night, I was on my way home from the bar where I wished my sister farewell as she has now returned to San Francisco. Anyhow, I was driving home when a cat lunged out in front of my car on Park Ave. W (which ironically heads NorthEast). So the cat runs across the street, and like any motorist, I swerve to ensure that I hit it. The stupid cat is too fast for my beast of a 4-banger and gets away untouched. My car, on the other hand, ends up hitting the curb and bumping up on the sidewalk where I hit a small street sign. The sign gets bent over and I go to assess the damages, and find that there are none. (Keep in mind, I wasn't drunk, I just wanted to hit that stupid cat.) Soon after that, a cop decided come around the corner just then, unlike the cop who didn't not come around the corner while both my roommate and my car were having stereos stolen out of them a while back. The cop sees that I am up on the curb and out of my vehicle and quickly shines his search light at me. In the pure stupidity of the moment, I stare blankly into the light and bend over and tug at the fallen sign attempting to erect it, all the time keeping my eyes on what i can assume was the cops face. At this point the cop thinks I'm going for a weapon and starts screaming and cussing at me to lay on the ground, which I do immediately do. As Mr. Policeman is approaching me, hand at holster, a car barrels through the intersection, failing to see the stop sign I had just knocked down and sideswiped the cops car. When this happens, The cop and I both jump back, as the collision happened only a few feet from where we were. As we look at the offending car, we both notice simultaneously that the person driving it wasn't a person at all, but that stupid cat that I tried to hit. I scream to the officer "That cat's got a gun!" and so he unloads all 38 rounds into the startled feline killing the little beast instentaneously. As this is happening, I decide to uproot the Stop sign and with a mighty blow, I swing for the officers head. Mere inches before the Stop sign hits him, he bends over to reload his weapon, and I end up hurling the sign across the intersection, at an unsuspecting pedestrian. The sign slices through the pedestrian's right shoulder, unleashing a fury of blood and screams. As the enraged pedestrian is flailing on the ground, and the cat is twitching after being shot 38 times, both the cop and I both subtly reach for our car keys. We accidentally cross each-others eyes and both start laughing. Long story short, That cop, Doug Ketswalland and I have since become great friends and retell that story of how we met each and every thanksgiving for the past 4 years. God bless you, Doug. -=MovieQuoteoftheDay=- "There are no utensils in medieval times, thus, there are no utensils *at* Medieval Times. Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?"
I am now officially employed by IHS Energy, of IHS Group and will be starting my internship around the 12th of May (actually, I'm not really employed there yet, but it was a good way of stating that I got the internship). As predicted, I am hella-stoked to get this job and cannot wait to start. In fact, I am trying to get my soon to be co-worker (or is it associate in real jobs?) to find out what I'm going to be doing so that I can get a head start and run into this full speed. The best part of the whole deal, is that I will be getting paid more than I am currently, and it will bring an end to the slave regime that was all the glory of Best Buy. Sister is doing good, Hope brothers baby comes soon, Mom and Dad watched About a Boy tonight and liked it, and we took pictures of my dog. Tom's also in town, so were gonna have to do something wicked-cool in this oh so busy weekend. -=MovieQuoteoftheDay=- [3.5/5] "No. No, you thought wrong. I really am this shallow"
Julie got into town tonight to visit [hopefully] durring the birth of our neice. In fact, she is here at the house crashing for the night. Billhu's surgery went off without a hitch. Now all he has to do is stay on his back for 48 hours. Once he acomplishes that, all he has to do is not be active in any way for 6 weeks while wearing hammer pants. no. -=MovieQuoteoftheDay=- "I rule"
To start off, lets reiterate some stuff from the updates of yesterday. New mp3otw up, its by bss and happens to be my favorite song off of the new album. If you are having trouble hearing the words that were 'scratched' off the vocal track, they are "pissed" and "hell". Why wouldn't you be allowed to say hell on a christian label? seems like not being able to say the word "good" on a rap album. 2nd, I got back my New Testament: The Beatitudes paper only 41 hours after it was turned in, so props to my prof on that one. I got an A on it, and it is worth 31% of my final grade. RidgwayJokeoftheDay: What did God use to clean the ocean? tide. I should hear back from IHS tomorrow whether or not I got the job. My buddy 'Schizawn' says that if I get it, I may be transposing an html front end program he has been working on into flash, which would be completely awesome, but I would surely have to brush up on my flash skills. Keep your fingers figuratively crossed. Finally, my dad is having some surgery done on his lower stomach area today and I pray that all goes well. Lets all hope for billhu's safe and quick recovery. -=MovieQuoteoftheDay=- [Di told me she would have been able to get the Harold and Maude quote if she had been to my webpage that day, but apparently she checks it bi-monthly. Lets see if she can get this one] "12:50, press Return."
***Another Update: Added new mp3otw. Enjoy, kids! **UPDATE: I got back that paper that I stayed up till 7.30 doing and I got an A, so...I'm proud of myself. Tonight weston and I wrote the majority of a pretty kickin song. If we ever get it recorded, I assure you it will be up here. If you want to hear it sooner you will have to coax us into playing it for you. Have you ever studied during a test? Thats the primary advantage you get when taking an open note test. It actually makes studying a lot more efficient. If the average joe finishes the tests in general 1/2 way thru the period, than my advice you you is not to study at all. You see, you can go to class, get the test, then study on only what you need to know. This method has worked very well for me in my Artificial Intelligence class, having not gotten below a 90 on any exam so far and studying a maximum of 20 mins before the tests. [editors note: unfortunately, Haley Joel Osment is not included in the A.I. course, nor are robots like that charming Honda guy who can wave to the paper boy] -=MovieQuoteoftheDay=- [P.S. yesterdays is still going and if you are not the first person to get it after reading the comments, you are an idiot.] "I didn't want you to think Earth girls were easy" [1/5]
Today has been the craziest day in recent memory. I guess, if you include last night. Today I had a semester long paper due by 3, and a hockey game last night, so I didn't get done with that until around 10 or so. I started working on the paper and didn't finish until 7:30am and had class at 9. So I slept for an hour, went to class and tried to stay awake. Immediately after class I changed and went to my 2nd interview at IHS Energy which did not go perfectly, but I am still fairly pleased with the situation and would be beyond excited if I got the job. I rushed back to school to the writing center to proofread my paper for 6 extra credit points, turned it in and then really fought to stay awake in my Senior Seminar class where we watched a pretty boring video. ...and that was my day. Be sure to keep an eye out for the new Christopher Guest Mockumentary thats coming out on April 16 (thats a Wednesday, kids) and is entitled "A Mighty Wind". Be sure to goto the website and check out the trailer. This one looks like its gonna rule. -=RandomThoughtoftheDay=- [This one is a 4/5 difficulty level, so Nick is allowed to guess] "Do you... enjoy... knives?"
I got so fed up with haloscan that I failed to laugh. Haloscan is crap as far as I'm concerned. I came across a much cooler, more customizable commenting serveice, Enetation which will serve as my new commenting service. I need to know if it works/helps my page load faster for EVERYONE who is reading this. Please click the comment link below and tell me if its working for you, please. If not, AIM me. my status should be there too. -=MovieQuoteoftheDay=- "We both have so much in common. We both love soup."
Have you ever had to share a washing machine or dryer with other people? Not roommates, but people other than family or roommates. It makes for some interesting situations. Like when you run out of clean socks, so you have to do a load of wash before the next day. The problem is, there are already wet, washed towels in the washer. No problem, you'll be the polite tennant and put them in the dryer and start your wash. By the time you remember to throw your clothes in the dryer, the other people (landlord in this case) will have remembered about the laundry and taken the dry clothes back into their house. Well, maybe they forgot, so you'll once again be a nice tennant and take the clothes out of the dryer to dry your own clothes. Wrinkled towels suck, as you remember, so you fold them for landlord. As you are getting to the end of folding the load, a problem occurs. In with this load of towels, you happen across some panties. The only people who live upstairs are the parents and kids under 4 years old. This is a problem. They are obviously your landlords panties. The way I see it, you have 2 options: 1) While 'handling' the panties itself isn't bad, lets say you did fold them and put them with the towels. When Miss Landlord gets the towels, she is pleasantly surprised that they are all done and folded. Until she sees her panties have been folded too. This is what breaks the landlord/tennant pantie-handling unspoken contract. She knows you handled them. From then on, things are awkward, she doesn't let late rent checks slide like she used to, and she certainly wont let you borrow sugar and such from her anymore. This, is not a good option. 2) Throw away pantie. Maybe she'll never know, I mean who washes singular pantie with multiple towels? But then again, if she specially put them in there, she will think you stole them, and thats even worse than option 1. So, I decided to go with option 3) I let my laundry finish (somewhat) drying, and put it in my house, went back to the dryer and unfolded all the towels and threw the whole thing back in the dryer and let it run for 10 mins. I think I made the right choice. -=MovieQuoteoftheDay=- "Charlie tells me your a bitcher"
According to Rima Cooke, artistic director at the Pacific Ballet Academy, a student who wishes to become a professional ballerina needs not only the desire to become one, but also a good body and natural talent. Becoming a professional ballerina demands many hours of training, and frequently requires the whole family to make sacrifices to accommodate this demanding... ...nevermind. Today was bad. I was in a bad mood all day and you sure didn't help it. Anyhow, I hope tomorrow is better. I'm still mad at today, so thats all you get. Oh, and if any of you wanted to know what matt brozovich looks like: 
oh, and heres the deal. Guess what movie this quote comes from! (post answers in comments section directly below!) -=MovieQuoteoftheDay=- "How could I possibly be expected to go to school on a day like this?"
Well, I accidentally just went nuts looking up things on how to modify aim. I found a great little program that gets rid of the ad's, adds transparency options, and a healthy slew of other useful tools. Here's the website. Also, I found a good website that has many links to good programs [one of which will let you automatically change buddy icons in user defined time intervals automatically......matt....]. That website is this. There I found how to add my aim status, which i now have at the end of my posts. This is the 1st april fools I tried to pull pranks. I hope you all liked the copyrighted music one. It got my brother good. He deleted the index page ...to avoid... legal action, i guess ;-). Then tonight I helped my parents buy a digital camera at work, and I stopped by their house after work and told them because i spent so much time helping them, and for other reasons..i was fired. I got em for a good 2 mins. Lastly, and worstly, I had my sister goin for about 45 seconds. She called me late tonight, so i told her that I had just been pulled over and I was getting a DWAI. I *did* have her for a little, but she caught on fast. Well, my niece should be born any day now, which is beyond exciting. I'll keep you posted. No one answered the ridiculously easy quote from yesterday, so just know that that one is still up, plus this new incredibly easy one that is meant to mock your intelligence. (your supposed to guess what movie this is from) -=MovieQuoteoftheDay=- "My mama always said, "Life is like a box of chocolates" " P.S. If anyone knows a better commenting service other than haloscan (which shouldn't be too hard since haloscan sucks so bad) you should let me know.
april fools ha ha ha im so funny huh. Hopefully that will freak Michael out the most since he *does* own this site. I've never really done any good april fools joke. In fact, this one was probably the best and it kinda sucked. If any of you have any good april fools stories, i want to hear them. (and if you were wondering, --yes. I *am* now giving you topics to discuss in comments.) Today Wes, Nick and I went to a park on 66th in between Sheridan and Wads where they have an awesome hockey rink made of really slick cement. It was good. Mick was throwing some lacrosse, but there were these two 12 year old kids on skate boards who were fascinated that nick "played that thing" as they put it and one of the kids decided to borrow nicks new (old) but now customized stick and scratch it up. I'm tired, so thats it. -=MovieQuoteoftheDay=- "How's that working out for you.... ...being clever?"
 
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