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April 29, 2005
Celebration III

Last weekend's Star Wars Celebration III was a blast. I went with my brother, Dan, and Sara. We had to move the trip up 12 hours because of how full the flights were, but everything seemed to work out great. It was the complete opposite of the Santa Monica trip, in that everything that could have gone wrong, went unexpectedly in our favor.

Friday morning, 99.5 The Mountain called Dan to ask him to do a phone interview for them. I ended up doing the interview because Dan wanted me to, and also he was in the shower. It turned out pretty funny, despite me telling them I wouldn't answer a question about if by "girlfriend", I meant "my porcelain stature of Princess Leia". (but yes, I do have a girlfriend and she is awesome)

When we went to the convention center, within 15 minutes, Dan, who didn't have a pass for the event, was able to somehow get a press pass for the whole weekend which came in very handy. On Friday, we saw a makeup presentation, and the costume show. I was actually surprised at the quality of some of the costumes. Some of them were pretty cool. We also saw a presentation by the sound designer and voice of Grievous, Matthew Wood. That night, we watched Return of the Jedi in a big ballroom on the best looking screen I have ever seen a movie on. The sound in the room was so amazing, my pants would shake any time anything happened. It was great.

The next morning, We got to the convention center early, about 8:30, only to see an hour wait in the line to get into the building. It was also just above 30 degrees outside and drizziling cold, cold rain. Within about five minutes, not only did Dan get us in the building, but he also got us wrist bands to see George Lucas give a talk. Later, I would hear reports of people showing up at 5am and finding lines of over 1,000 people outside waiting to see Lucas. We waited inside about 20 minutes. Lucas was great, he came out wearing plaid like we had hoped for, and did a lot of Q&A. He said that he was going to read a new Indiana Jones script later that weekend, and that there would in fact be a Star Wars TV show (I don't know how I feel about that yet). That day, we also saw Jake Lloyd, and an awesome set of clips from the new film, presented by Rick McCallum which just blew me away.

So the entire trip turned out to be awesome, and I am so glad I went. I think the best quote of the weekend came from Sara. on our way home, she said to be, "Mark, I know that I came just to laugh at all the people who went to this thing, but I really did have a lot of fun there". Boo-Ya-Ca-Sha!

 


April 25, 2005
What Went Wrong In Santa Monica

A little over a week ago, I went to Santa Monica with Sara. The trip, overall was really great, and very enjoyable. However, everything went wrong while we were there. Here is a list of the things that went wrong with our trip:
  • We missed the plane because traffic was so bad and the lines at the airport were so long, so we didn't end up getting to the hotel until about 12:30am

  • And we didn't get to sit together on the plane

  • Sara sat next to this Young Republican fellow decked out in a suit, reading a book self help, empowering quotations

  • The hotel room had double beds, whereas Sara made the reservation for king. Double beds are too small for us tall folk

  • So that lady had us pick from two rooms which we examined at 12:45am, we chose the smoking room over the one with a conference table and whiteboard for the living room

  • The first meal we ate (cheesesteak sandwich) burned the roof of my mouth which then blistered up

  • Sara lost her Drivers license while shopping on the Santa Monica shopping strip (she later was able to recover it)

  • The waiter brought out Sara's soup early, even though she asked for it with her meal

  • The hotel lost Sara's packages which took several hours for them to find

  • Sara had to work the trade show with this horribly stupid/stubborn lady

  • There was an elevator that we used that didn't work going down, then we tried it later going up, still wouldn't work. Moments later we saw another couple using it -it worked just fine for them

  • The non-english speaking taxi cab driver who drove us to LA took an extra 35 minutes and cost us an extra $25, despite us telling him that we knew he was going the wrong way and ripping us off

  • At Family Guy Live!, people started leaving the show early, which caused them to end the Q&A early

  • Not to mention how bad the questions were, e.g. "So, In the show, Stewie is always trying to kill Lois and take over the world. I was just wondering.. Is that ever gonna happen?"

  • We went to the beach. Half way there, I realized I forgot my swimming trunks

  • On the beach, there was a guy who had a heart attack

  • On the boardwalk, there was a hobo disguised as a street performer, with a Sesame Street Ernie hand puppet and microphone saying demented things as Ernie through the boombox, like "I'm gonna take you all out! Yeah! You and what army?!.."

  • There was one of those silver street performer robots that didn't stay in character. Quite a disgrace to the silver robot street performing community

  • The lady at the "Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf" strongly advised against the Jasmine Mint Frozen Tea, so Sara didn't get it. The next day, Sara did order that drink and it was awesome

  • At the hotel, we watched a cinematic abomination known as "Envy"

  • Trying to go back to the airport, the Super Shuttle was 40 mins late because it broke down, so they had to send another one

  • My flight home was overbooked with standby passengers, so I got bumped to the next flight

  • Subsequently, I missed my Niece's 2nd birthday party

  • Sara left the keycard in the room and locked herself out. They wanted to see an ID to let her back in the room, which was also locked in the room

  • The next day, driving to pick up Sara from the airport, a rock put a crack in my windshield


So that is the list. All these little things went wrong, but luckily, like I said, it was a good trip overall.
Should we be flying this close to the mountains?


 


April 17, 2005

This weekend I was (and still am) in Santa Monica. The trip has been really great except for everything that went wrong. Currently, I am in the the Airport (LAX) on a super advanced airport internet terminal. I feel like a dork. Anyhow, I didn't get on my flight and I am killing some time. I will give the full list of disasters when I get home, but I really did have fun. I should probably stop typing, as this piece of miraclous technology that I am on costs money, so I will see everyone soon.

 


April 14, 2005
Not Off to a Good Start

This morning was a little strange. First, on my way to work, I had a lady pull up next to me and motion for me to roll down my window. I thought she was going to tell me that my tire was flat or that my break light was out or something. I rolled down the window, and she said "Where do I get a ribbon like yours?" She was of course referring to my awesome Ribbon Magnet proudly displayed on the back of my car.

About a minute later, I was at a stop light. When the light turned green, some woman behind me made the decision to step on her gas pedal with out first taking into consideration that no one in front of her had started going yet. She hit my rear bumper. We pulled over, and she insisted that anything that looked dented or bent on my bumper had already been there (thanks to the infamous Chili's hit-and-run in October). I couldn't really argue that, and didn't feel like having yet another insurance claim hang over my head, so I shook her hand and drove off.

My neck hurts a little bit, but at least that lady liked my ribbon magnet.

Also, I'm going to Santa Monica tonight. I'll ba back Monday.

"Inez is holding a clay pot, of which she seems to be very proud. She has decorated it with lots of paint and glaze. "
or
"Nobody hipped me to that, dude"


 


April 13, 2005
My 1st Greasemonkey Script

This will be a quick post. If you are a huge nerd, read on, if not, skip to the MovieQuoteoftheDay.

Tonight I created my first ever greasemonkey script. What is greasemonkey /mark? Greasemonkey is a Firefox Extension that allows users to install user-written javascript functions to specific websites they visit. What does that mean? It means you can make a website do something that it wasn't intended to do. I decided to start off with an easy one.

My script was to bring back the reset button to flickr. You see, flickr used to have a reset button when you had new comments. It would say "NEW comments", and then you would click that and go read them, and then when you went back to your page, it would still say "NEW comments". You'd say "No way, Jose" and hit the Reset button (maybe hit it twice) and *poof*, it wouldn't say NEW anymore.

Well, they took that button away. So I brought it back, but mine's a little different. With mine, you mouse-over where it says "NEW" and it turns into a reset button. You click it (maybe twice) and it resets your comments notification. It also adds a reset button to your "Recent Comments" page at the top. Without further ado, if you already have greasemonkey installed, right-click this link and hit "Install User Script", then hit okay. Go to flickr.com. See it work. Give me feedback.
"I don't like parents"


 


April 11, 2005
Hat Trick (+1)

Last night, the Hyena Hockey Regular Season came to a close. Going into the game, our team had a 0-9 season. We are playing in a league that is slightly above our skill level, but we've been trying our best to keep up and have fun. However, last night, we were able to win the last game of the season. And we won it 11 to 3 to boot! I was able to get 4 goals in the game as well, a personal best. The first was a hack job in front of the goalie that finally went in, but the next 3 were perfectly fed top-shelf one timers, one of which came from my brother. So it was a great game and it felt really good to not be winless this season.
"You're a walking lie Helen, and I can see right through you."


 


April 8, 2005
The Real Family Guy

Exactly one week from now, I will be in beautiful Santa Monica with my beautiful girlfriend soaking up rays and sippin' Mai Tai's. Or something close to that. Actually, it will be a quick trip, I leave Thursday night and get back Sunday afternoon. Sara has a Tourism Trade Show to go to and represent for Colorado (303, whut whut, as they say). Fortunately on Friday night, we will also be attending Family Guy Live! Family Guy Live is basically a reading of an episode of Family Guy by all of the actors in an auditorium. Sounds great, right? Well maybe not super great, but it gets better. They are showing a new episode from the upcoming season and are doing a Q&A afterwards. Considering how hilarious all of the cast is, I'm sure the night will be great.

Now, my question to you is, what question should I ask them? I know that a lot of you like, nay, love the Family Guy. Is there any questions you would have for the cast? If you give me a good enough question, I will ask it. Here is an example question to get you started:
"This question is for Seth. Seth, I hear you talk in the commentary a lot about how attractive you think Lois is. Don't you think that maybe, just maybe you're actually attracted to Alex Borstein and you mask that love by associating it with the character of Lois? Sub-question: Do you think Alex's Husband would be okay with this transparent obsession you have for his wife?"

"Why where I come from in the north, we used to have exquisite gourmet rocks... only now... now, they're all gone."


 


April 7, 2005
w.bloggar

The other day I came across a link on del.icio.us to a website called w.bloggar. Curious, I clicked the link. Their website welcomed me with a message saying the site had been hacked into on Easter, and that it won't be back online for a while, but you can still download the software. After researching it for a few minutes, I found out that wbloggar is a desktop application that lets you write posts in an application that posts to your favorite blogging tool (in my case, blogger). The benefits of this I'm sure are plentiful and it will be a nice program to use. I literally started using the program less than 2 minutes ago and did a test post. Like magic, I hit publish and it was on the /mark.

Advantages to the program I can see right away are Save locally (in a file to your computer). This would have been awesome if I had used this all along, then switching to a different blogging tool (wordpress) would probably be effortless. Easy easy buttons for links, images, font-styles, and colored html tags to make things easier. Looks like it has customizeable class names, which will make things like the MovieQuoteoftheDay easier, spell check, and a bunch of other crap. So, first impressions, I am a big fan. I just realized this post was kind of boring unless you blog a lot, so I will now write a more widely entertaining post. But if you are a blogger, seriously, check out wbloggar.

 


April 1, 2005

Now, I'm paraphrasing here, but a while back, my brother said to me "I wish real life conversations were like work conversations, and you could just walk away from someone when you ran out of stuff to say to them." At the time, I smiled and nodded at his assumed wisdom, but now I have to say I completely agree. At work, etiquette says that you don't have to say a damn thing before you walk away from someone, but in life, you have to say such meaningless things with no conviction at all before you walk away from someone, like "Yeeeep. Well... Okay then, I'll talk to you later? Alright. See ya!", or "Well that's all I know, heh.", or "Alright, I'll talk to you later." These are all very pointless. Next time you're done talking, just walk away.
[Quote provided by: hugeguy]
"You took away my future. I'm simply returning the favor. Oh, don't worry, I'll be a good mentor. Supportive, encouraging. Everything you weren't."


 




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